| The Swiss Wine Festival has
been organized and operated each year since 1968 by
a legion of local volunteers. The widely popular event
features four days of sporting activities, wine judging
and tasting, amusement rides, musical groups, folk dancing,
riverboat cruises, arts and crafts and commercial booths,
a flea market, princess contest and, of course, a parade.
There's also the wonderful food ö strudel, weiner schnitzel,
bratwurst and german potato salad.
Since it's beginning, the festival has become a top
draw throughout the area. Mike Danner served as the
event's first chairman and remains active. The festival
is incorporated and operated by a board, with any
profits used to perpetuate the event.
ăIt's the one time of the year when everyone comes
down to the river to have a good time, said Ann Mulligan,
director of the Switzerland County Welcome Center,
headquarters for the Aug. 24-27 event.
This year, three Indiana wineries plan to take part
in the "Gala Wine Judging" and wine tasting
pavilion. In addition, "amateur applications"
are available at the Welcome Center for homemade wines
to be judged.
The wines will be judged Aug. 19 at the Schenck Mansion,
206 W. Turnpike St., Vevay. Tickets for the event
are $15 and can be reserved in advance by calling
the Welcome Center or be purchased at the door.
The historic mansion was built in 1874 by Benjamin
Franklin Schenck, the wealthy "hay king"
of the steamboat era. It was designed by Cincinnati
architect George Hum-phreys. Two years ago, Jerry
and Lisa Fisher bought the house with plans to convert
it into a bed and breakfast. It should be open by
October, they said.
Using the slogan, "Come Enjoy a Taste of Our
Heritage," organizers will set up a wine tasting
pavilion on the festival grounds, where visitors can
sample and purchase wines from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Friday,
11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday, and noon to 5 p.m. Sunday.
Wine tasting tickets are 50 cents each.
Beer connoisseurs, meanwhile, can enjoy their favorite
beverages at the Beer Garden, where live entertainment
is scheduled Friday and Saturday nights. The Beer
Garden opens Thursday from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.
More bands scheduled for this year's festival.
For this 29th annual event, organizers have allotted
more money for entertainment, so the schedule is full
of all types of musical groups. The list includes
country, rock, bluegrass, Dixieland and folk bands.
Admission to the festival is $2 adults and $1 for
children ages 5-12. Under 5 is free. This year, however,
organizers have waived the admission charges for Thursday
night to help kick off the event.
Thursday's lineup includes a talent contest, Community
Grape Stomp and two princess contests for girls ages
14-16 and 17-21.
Edelweiss Princess to stay busy at festival. The
Edelweiss Teen Princess Contest is for girls ages
14-16, with the winner to receive a $250. The winner
of the Edelweiss Princess contest will receive $500
and become eligible to compete in the Indiana State
Festival Association Scholarship Pageant for a $1,500
scholarship.
The Swiss Wine Festival is a member of the Indiana
Stage Festivals Association, which promotes the growth
of festivals within the state by providing seminars
for festival organizers.
Both Edelweiss princesses will represent the festival
throughout the rest of the week by presenting trophies
to event winners.
Friday will get the festival off to a musical start
with live entertainment beginning at 4 p.m. (slow
time) on the Main Stage. Cruises on the Dottie G will
begin at noon and run throughout the weekend. A 3K
River Mini Run will take place Friday evening, along
with yet another Grape Stomp.
Following an invigorating 5K River Walk/Run on Saturday
morning, the Grand Festival Parade will step off at
10 a.m. and wind through the streets of town. The
day will be filled with all sorts of musical entertainment,
sporting events and folk traditions, such as stein
tossing and grape stomping.
Folk dancers will perform in the afternoon and evening,
some inviting the crowd onto the dance floor to take
part in the traditional ăchicken dance. If you don't
know the chicken dance, you'll soon learn it after
hearing dozens of rounds of the addictive European
favorite tune.
Around dusk on Saturday, the skies over the river
town will light up with a fireworks show, sponsored
by the Belterra Resort and Casino.
Sunday's schedule will feature more music and folk
dancing, also sporting events and a high energy cheerleading
contest among area high schools.
Don't forget the Duck Race at $2 a duck with the winner
to receive $250.
Amusement rides to add excitement for youths
For the third year, amusement rides are being provided
by DP Amusements of Newburgh, Ind. They feature the
hurricane, scrambler, giant slide and something for
all ages. Advance ride tickets are available at the
Welcome Center for three tickets for $2.50.
Tickets during the festival are 10 tickets for $10
or $1.25 each. Each ride requires only one ticket.
There's something for everyone at the Swiss Wine Festival.
And don't be surprised if you see lots of lederhosen
and lace, since many people come dressed in traditional
Swiss wardrobe.
And don't worry, after a few glasses of Indiana wine
or a few mugs of German beer, the chicken dance is
a piece of cake.
* Applications for these events and booth rentals
are available at the Welcome Center, 209 Ferry St.
Or call (812) 427-3237 or 1-800-HELLO-VV.
* Pick Up Your Free Copy
of RoundAbout Madison for the official 16-Page Swiss
Wine Festival & Souvenir Guide!
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Humor
Column
Wedding Bell Blues
The cost of bliss keeps growing
There's a lot of hoopla in
the news over "The Marriage Tax." It may
surprise our younger readers to know that not many
years ago, there was a popular adage claiming, "Two
can live cheaper than one." And for several years,
there was a tax advantage if one was married.
Single people didn't like it,
so they whined and complained until they got legislators
to make it more appealing, tax-wise, to stay single.
Soon, we'll switch back again and start all over.
So while the politicians are
playing ping-pong with our money, no one is really
doing anything about a real problem in marriage: "The
Marriage Toll."
Like a bridge toll, the marriage
toll is imposed when you cross pew No. 1 on your trip
down the aisle on your wedding day. No one mentions
it ahead of time because most of the people who are
urging you to get married are already married.
The minister doesn't mention
it in the ceremony because he doesn't want you running
out of the church when you hear about it. He does
hint at it a little with that remark about "For
richer or poorer."
The Marriage Toll is very simple.
From this day forward, you will pay, pay, pay. You
don't even get out of the church before you have to
slip the minister a nice check. It's a warning shot
to let you know what's coming.
It starts before you even get
away from the reception. Some numbskull invented the
tradition of the ădollar dance, a costly custom where
guests pay to dance with the bride. I know of one
fellow who spent $65 just so he could dance with his
own bride at their wedding.
Right off the bat, if you're
the lucky groom, you're expected to buy a chunk of
life insurance. You'd be some kind of rat if you croaked
and left your helpless bride to fend for herself (even
though she was doing fine before she met you).
Part of the problem is not that
you got married, but that when you got married, you
inherited a flock of other people from your beloved's
side of the family.
Let's say each of you came from
a modest family of four: two kids, two parents. That
doesn't seem complicated. But now add two sets of
grandparents, your sister's husband and let's say
a favorite aunt and uncle on each side. Did I mention
they were each married and had two kids?
OK, now you have, in addition
to your new spouse, 13 new people for whom to buy
gifts twice a year, on their birthdays and Christmas.
(We won't squabble over Father's Day, Mother's day
and anniversaries.)
You're in trouble before the
rice lands in your hair! You just said "I do"
to $520 a year!
But wait, it's not over yet!
Remember the two kid cousins? They'll be ringing your
doorbell before you return the tuxedo to relieve you
of some more money. More than likely, they'll be selling
something that's supposed to be edible, but isn't.
You'll turn over the first of
many 10-dollar bills to help them raise money to stop
the slaughter of field mice. During the remainder
of your first blissful year, those darling kids are
a sure bet for at least one broken arm or childhood
illness, good for another $20 gift. (Don't worry about
the math & I'm keeping track.)
Most single folks are smart
enough to live in apartments, but there's the unwritten
rule that married folks should buy a house. I guess
that's so they can fill it with children and pets
and pianos & expensive things.
All your friends will tell you
that if you rent, you're just throwing money away,
but did they mention the cost of a lawnmower, power
tools, utilities and taxes? Most folks would be better
off living in a five-star hotel than owning a house.
At least in a hotel, you can hang up the "Do
Not Disturb" sign. Try doing that at home. You'll
be as popular as a skunk at a picnic.
The Marriage Toll is higher
for men than for women. If you're a single guy, no
one expects you to bring a fancy dish to a potluck
supper, and they probably wouldn't eat it if you did.
But if you're married, the rules change.
"Hey, George! Have the
little wife fix up that filet mignon thing for the
party. Man, that woman can cook!"
Before they're married, guys
can get away with $2.75 greeting cards for their mothers.
But after they're married, a guilt thing kicks in,
thanks to the new wife.
"Honey, we can't just give
your mother a card! I found this darling sweater she'll
just adore on sale for $49.95!"
Before they're married, guys
can dress like a schlock and enjoy it. But once the
little bride gets her hands on his wardrobe, he develops
a recurring clothing expense. New duds just mysteriously
show up in his closet. By the way, that's why some
women pack their husband's suitcase. They want to
avoid embarrassing surprises.
"You mean we spent $2,700
for a weekend in Vegas, and all you brought was this
raggy T-shirt and your Spandex bike pants?"
Of course, it can go either
way. Imagine her surprise when she finds out he has
postponed his estimated $5,600 dental work until after
the wedding! Picture her reaction when she realizes
he hasn't paid back his $70,000 student loan!
So let's cut to the bottom line.
I promised to do the math for you, and by my calculations,
being married costs about $824 a month more than being
single.
So the next time you hear wedding
bells, just close your eyes and picture a cash register!
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| Bernadette
Wickersham resides in Madison, Ind. |
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